Muito Varoufakis para umas coisas, depois, para outras, é o que se vê!

É que a pessoa tem o texto para enviar para a senhora do hotel pronto há que tempos, a ver se contorna a questão dos cinco quilos de cão, e o meu consorte, vá-se lá saber por que razão, anda a refundir o endereço de e-mail! Ora vejam lá se não está tão bem:

Dear Sirs,

Regarding the dog issue, we have to tell you that our dog is one of the most prominent Portuguese bloggers (please google "Pequena Cutxi"), with thousands of followers all over the world, and she works (as you can see in the attached photos) with some of the most well-known brands in the world, like, for instance, Hermès. Unfortunately she is a little bit overweight, but she has already engaged herself in a strict goji berries diet, and she is working hard to be really fit in the summer and looking forward to wear some gorgeous bikinis under the hot Spanish sun. For that matter, we have already hired her personal trainer.

So, we were wondering if you can confirm her as your guest, next August. Actually, we are convinced that, once the word is spread and her holiday schedule made public, her fans will try to book every room in your hotel just to get a glimpse of her.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

É que não percebo mesmo por que razão não me dá o raio do endereço! É muitA menino, é o que é!